Oh, my beautiful brown platform shoes. I fell in love with you the moment I saw you. But the responsible adult in me, said these shoes are no good for you. But the funky, spirited girl wanted to take you home. So, I let the funky girl take over and with an air of excitement, confidence and a little reservation, I wore you proudly. I love how tall I am when I wear you. I can look Jeana, Shannon and Laura directly in the eyes!! It was a match made in heaven.
Until this week....when you turned on me and no longer brought me joy. In fact, you have knocked me to my knees twice this week. And after today, I have to say enough is enough. You are still adorable with my outfits, but instead of wearing you with confidence, I wear with you fear. The first let down wasn't bad. You put me on my knees in a private place when no one was looking. So, I picked myself back up and decided to forgive you. But then today, you were just plain cruel. Not only did you drop me down in a public place, but you hurt me too. You hurt me real bad.
So, I must say goodbye. I must let you go and hopefully find you a new home. I've enjoyed our time together and hope you can find happiness with another woman. I will miss you my sweet platforms, but I need a better foundation than the wobbly one you provide.
5 comments:
OH NO...are you okay?
The shoes are really cute, but if they hurt me, I would have to toss them too. At least you will get to go shopping for a new pair now. LOL!
Oh my, that was the cutest blog post...LOVE IT!! Especially since you mentioned me, HA!!!!
TOO CUTE!!!!
OH NO BECKY! I hope you are ok! I will miss looking you in the eyes (althought it was a little weird!:)
I am laughing WITH you, not AT you. That was really funny. Glad you're ok.
That was funny!! If only I could write with such humor. Honestly, I'm a little sad I wasn't there to see the falls! I know, I have a little evil in me, you can thank my mom!! Hahaha (evil laugh)!!
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